I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
