The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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