How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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