I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think I won the penis lottery.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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