i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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