yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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