I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
