I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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