Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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