Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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