It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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