i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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