Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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