he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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