:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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