How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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