i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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