did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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