your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I checked into jail on foursquare
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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