who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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