Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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