Whod you bang
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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