Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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