I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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