I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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