wanna go halves on a baby?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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