you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
