no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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