were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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