If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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