Sry I called you an 8
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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