bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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