sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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