it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
