I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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