is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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