yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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