Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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