I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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