it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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