we're blogging at a bar
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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