Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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