with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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