guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
she smelled like a LAN party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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