Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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