How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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