I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just had sex on a roof
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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