I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
