if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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