You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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