In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I faked an abortion last night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
